if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling.
i’m feeling a little gay today
its a metaphor
this fucking website
In 2007, a married couple filed for divorce after they realized that they were cheating on one another in an online chatroom - with each other.